Tumblr (3.0; @chrysanthinum)http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80f2d96b141bf31c69e49f8a76d8f305/tumblr_mn07wwGv7Y1rome1po1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/533531b15613293f8e8dabf01a1ecb75/tumblr_mn07wwGv7Y1rome1po2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f3b912456b3f8f4d02dfe4b820fe664/tumblr_mn07wwGv7Y1rome1po3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e00c719955ac2e3b8a380f287bb4ff8/tumblr_mn07wwGv7Y1rome1po4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50741113454http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50741113454Sat, 18 May 2013 13:19:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so-many-feels.tumblr.com/post/48134221968/deucebowl-if-i-were-a-magic-wizard-i-wouldnt">so-many-feels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deucebowl.tumblr.com/post/48043406463/if-i-were-a-magic-wizard-i-wouldnt-harm-people">deucebowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.</p> </blockquote> <p>i think you would be a very good wizard.</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50690345580http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50690345580Fri, 17 May 2013 20:45:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://louis.tumblah.com/post/50234743553/sometimes-i-wanna-be-a-whore-and-do-drugs-just-to">zaymmaliks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50690299774http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50690299774Fri, 17 May 2013 20:45:10 -0400<p><a href="http://jamesfrancgoaway.tumblr.com/post/50323947203/just-wait-im-gonna-get-hot-eventually-me-when" class="tumblr_blog">jamesfrancgoaway</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old</p></blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50689398518http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50689398518Fri, 17 May 2013 20:31:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbe8b7625b9fb3a7903f8deb8c4da767/tumblr_mmesm0fZE71s5u9geo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wobbleinthehox.tumblr.com/post/49830649044/apparently-im-not-enthusiastic-enough-about-satan">wobbleinthehox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google </p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50689189317http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50689189317Fri, 17 May 2013 20:28:03 -0400Me: WHEN I WAS<br /> Dad: what<br /> Me: A YOUNG BOY<br /> Dad: oh God<br /> Me: MY FATHER<br /> Dad: not again<br /> Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY<br /> Dad: no I didn't<br /> Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND<br /> Dad: you're not even a boyhttp://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50685978424http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50685978424Fri, 17 May 2013 19:38:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7799bc11ca6d1ee603b0cd0a0984f0d/tumblr_mmk33qPij81qeu06fo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaidefinichon.com/post/50283356965">jaidefinichon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2ddd026b5f9290db1fe0ebd89932292b/tumblr_inline_mmovhey2ge1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50671105584http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50671105584Fri, 17 May 2013 16:05:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/50611468798/bumrollplease-rapewhistled-16-year-old-girl">rapewhistled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bumrollplease.tumblr.com/post/50611393372/rapewhistled-16-year-old-girl-voice-um-shut">bumrollplease</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapewhistled.tumblr.com/post/48935456114/16-year-old-girl-voice-um-shut-the-fuck-up">rapewhistled</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks</p> </blockquote> <p>i literally say this a hundred times a day</p> </blockquote> <p>*16 year old girl voice* literally.</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50653496639http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50653496639Fri, 17 May 2013 10:38:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/49864445009">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mayameows.tumblr.com/post/49864046894/internetexplorers-i-love-how-suspicious-my">mayameows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/49800792269">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/142178fec3e4f985fb01b33796f611fd/tumblr_inline_mmfv6vJsXf1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50653449822http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50653449822Fri, 17 May 2013 10:37:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mak0ieXEEu1qcnspso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lemunplej.tumblr.com/post/31801943575/doroo-picture-in-my-sisters-book-about-the">lemunplej</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doroo.tumblr.com/post/31800358750/picture-in-my-sisters-book-about-the-dangers-of">doroo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>picture in my sister’s book about the dangers of the internet</p> </blockquote> <p>she smilin aint no danger she aight</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50649312409http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50649312409Fri, 17 May 2013 09:00:03 -0400<blockquote> <p>my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50620205768http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50620205768Thu, 16 May 2013 21:42:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colorado-wannabe.tumblr.com/post/49975073379/so-in-english-class-we-had-to-draw-a-scene-from">colorado-wannabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619882343http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619882343Thu, 16 May 2013 21:38:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd80b846c80bfe86bc33814e5d376e76/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbaaf5c0b36d4d1eb62e483706069595/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0231acb6c8fa05becd416d74ac95ab3b/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eaef9c7f6e85e6621581d90087e32328/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc8a0a07e1bcefad7e8482f2f27a5e48/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f70c95f1bcb0302384d113a46fb3a54/tumblr_mltukz7D5S1qzxhoso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiskolee.tumblr.com/post/49014734483">kiskolee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blua.tumblr.com/post/48872262722/unlike-most-of-the-party-games-youve-played">blua</a>):</p> <p>Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, <strong><a href="http://amzn.to/ZL88Vx">Cards Against Humanity</a></strong> is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.<span>The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.</span></p> <ul><li><span>550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)</span></li> <li><span>0% of </span><span>the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation</span></li> </ul><p><span><a href="http://amzn.to/ZL88Vx"><strong>Buy Here</strong></a> - $25.00</span></p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619837618http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619837618Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f55a95f8814002f6ff5aa45f891bd736/tumblr_mmw2yjlZHS1r8lbj0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619698196http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50619698196Thu, 16 May 2013 21:35:45 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now</span></p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50616094358http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50616094358Thu, 16 May 2013 20:48:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phlynn.tumblr.com/post/25133897019">phlynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50614866621http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50614866621Thu, 16 May 2013 20:31:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b8761859551468b19d4362f3d32c104/tumblr_mgwwsme60n1r6fh67o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544985345http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544985345Wed, 15 May 2013 21:55:37 -0400Parents: Don't forget to make us proud<br /> Friends: Don't forget to socialize<br /> Teachers: Don't forget to get A's <br /> Strangers: Don't forget to blend in<br /> Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good<br /> Society: Don't forget to be perfect<br /> Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today<br /> Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.<br /> http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544863205http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544863205Wed, 15 May 2013 21:54:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://corpsifiedandgross.tumblr.com/post/32384257768/bondoge-is-shut-the-fuck-up-an-acceptable">corpsifiedandgross</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bondoge.tumblr.com/post/32364342602/is-shut-the-fuck-up-an-acceptable-answer-for-an">bondoge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem</p> </blockquote> <p>Only if you show your working</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544828142http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50544828142Wed, 15 May 2013 21:53:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h0llo.tumblr.com/post/40361957475/school-attendance-would-go-up-by-like-300-if-we">h0llo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick</p> </blockquote>http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50543985488http://chrysanthinum.tumblr.com/post/50543985488Wed, 15 May 2013 21:43:45 -0400